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Ah yes, another way to waste time on the net. ;-)
Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the 5 funniest ones there.
If your name is Jane, you would put this in to the search engine: "Jane needs"
you got the idea
These are mine:
MANA's needs assessment
Mana needs to be left open
Please call 1800NEEDMANA for all your mana needs
MANA needs to process your membership
Mana needs to be adjusted a bit in the requirements
Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the 5 funniest ones there.
If your name is Jane, you would put this in to the search engine: "Jane needs"
you got the idea
These are mine:
MANA's needs assessment
Mana needs to be left open
Please call 1800NEEDMANA for all your mana needs
MANA needs to process your membership
Mana needs to be adjusted a bit in the requirements
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 9:03 PMGo to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the 5 funniest ones there....
Paula needs a Chief
Paula needs some love
Paula needs to step down
Paula's needs are fulfilled by Frank and the maid
Paula needs to get out of the OSU locker room
Paula needs some voice lessons
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Thu, October 6, 2005 - 10:54 PMWow, did I get some kooky ones:
Melissa needs to board the blob ship that is hovering overhead
Melissa Needs Maintenance Manuals!
Melissa needs to increase her votes from 25% to 50%
Melissa has clearly highlighted the urgent.
Melissa needs to knock every song out of the park
(and surprisingly, only the fourth one was in reference to the notorious virus that has my name, too)
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Fri, October 7, 2005 - 7:52 AMI got different Paula stuff
Paula needs a man in her life....is it you ??????
Paula needs to train her voice with utmost discipline
Paula needs fashion intervention
Paula needs to get off of my brother’s nuts
Paula needs rehab
Funny. : D
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Sun, October 9, 2005 - 2:53 PMPie needs reslicing...
Pie need parents...
Pie needs to be STOPPED!!!
Pie needs a top crust...
Pie needs no fork or plate...
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Mon, October 10, 2005 - 1:50 PMJoyce needs a belt
Joyce needs to energize your group
Joyce needs to shore up that end of the business
Joyce's descriptive page about hell
Joyce didn't just want to set the action of a novel in a day; he wanted to capture a day
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Mon, October 10, 2005 - 5:50 PMoh my....
Carolyn needs good food, good shelter ...
Carolyn needs to take long hot baths and add some herbs.
Carolyn needs a hug, her hubby took her bears away.
Carolyn needs the names of all graduating seniors so they can be honored
Carolyn needs volunteers for welcoming/ public relations in the morning
Carolyn needs help with her anger.
Carolyn needs a dose of reality.
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Wed, October 12, 2005 - 9:35 AMMuse needs ritalin
Gay tantric muse needs space for inspiration
that Muse needs to mark up specially are the usual \<>_$^,
which Just Works as of patch-227
Muse needs a poet
MusE needs root privileges
MUSE needs to check such a calendar, then plan its annual events accordingly
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Sat, October 15, 2005 - 8:39 PMGarth needs the Enterprise to enable him to carry out his intention to become 'Lord of the Universe'
Garth needs a chick
Garth needs some anger management classes
Garth needs to hit rehab
Garth needs to surrender
to Jesus
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Tue, November 8, 2005 - 12:19 PMEvery Luke needs a Yoda
Luke needs glasses
Luke needs to sit there for a day or 2 and digest this
Luke needs to come clean WAY before he has to.
Luke is in dire need of liposuction
Luke needs a kidney transplant
St Luke needs you..... -
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Tue, November 8, 2005 - 2:02 PMElaine needs to transfer logins among SQL Server machines.
Elaine needs to entertain her brain.
Elaine needs to spend time undergoing complex treatment.
Elaine needs anal love (Ew!)
Is the kidney Elaine needs a consumable?
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Tue, November 8, 2005 - 4:46 PMAaron Needs a Tracheotomy.
Aaron - needs to make a career change and need to pray for her daughter's and exhusband's relationship.
Aaron needs to loose [sic] some weight in this pic.
Aaron needs to understand
that he is not “dumb.”
Aaron needs a miracle !
Damn, my luck just keeps slipping. -
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Tue, November 8, 2005 - 4:55 PMso far I think Paula's and Garth's have been the funniest. -
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Thu, November 10, 2005 - 9:46 PMNow the scary thing would be if all of them came true!
Let’s see that would make me a Jesus loving, peaceful, former alcoholic, with a chick on the Enterprise, oh and I'd have huge breasts.... Hmmm... Scary mental picture. But at least I'd be Lord of the Universe.
: )
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Mon, November 21, 2005 - 10:43 AMTOM NEEDS CURE FOR HOMOPHOBIA (it was in all caps)
Tom needs a new Unicycle Fund
Tom Needs a Swift Kick in the Face
Tom needs you!
Tom Cruise Needs To Work On His Putts
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Tue, December 20, 2005 - 10:52 PMi only got two...
"Via the quick, for Susan Holmes needs Stephanie AnnSmith never yet between and soon
you'll plus written Cristina Ferrare before distant Linda Evans"
"Susan Holmes needs more lessons. "
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Tue, December 20, 2005 - 11:20 PMIvy needs shade and shelter
Ivy needs little attention
Ivy needs to be determined
Ivy needs pruning and shaping up
Ivy needs to get fixed 2 to 3 more times
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Tue, December 20, 2005 - 11:21 PMIvy needs shade and shelter
Ivy needs little attention
Ivy needs to be determined
Ivy needs pruning and shaping up
Ivy needs to get fixed 2 to 3 more times
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Fri, December 23, 2005 - 6:54 PMSteve needs cannabis to live.
Steve needs a new v8-pack function
Steve needs to find a squirrel hitman
Steve needs to call someone from the Wirtz
Steve needs to slap somebody around
Steve needs to cut two pieces of wood - one of length 0.6m and one of length 1.02m
Steve needs a beer Full Image
Steve needs to rant; enjoy.
Steve needs to bounce a ball into a box. He throws it straight up and ...
Steve needs a four inch spiked heel up his ass!
Steve needs meowths sent in so he can build something cool
steve needs to get off the acid and come back to reality
Steve needs to hurry up! This isn’t nap time. (but I'm so sleepy!) -
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Fri, December 23, 2005 - 6:57 PMone, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, three, four, five.
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Fri, January 6, 2006 - 10:43 AMlol
1/ i hate having ARTIS on my ass, i hate raiding because lame arti needs to feed, Im raiding for fun and raiding When i like to, not because lame piece of..
2/ If Arti needs some and can't get it, let me have the address and I'll post a jar over.
3/ ps i have arti needs Also. But for now just looking for nailahs, for an alt:P
4/ thanks guys for putting up with my arti needs(Malice mainly) once I get battler 2+3 im going to need the arti, but wont be for a week or so. ...
5/ i really think arti needs to put some sort of limit on this shit and slap All ya down for stupidity. -
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Fri, January 6, 2006 - 1:19 PMJim needs a kidney (.com)
Jim needs to make sure there's enough ice and soda (actually, he does)
Jim needs to get ahold of you (ain't that the truth)
Jim needs to ask better questions (so that's the problem)
Jim needs a spanking (oh, now, wait a minute, it's not my birthday)
There are many more off-beat ones after that, but we're limited to five, so that's all.
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Tue, January 10, 2006 - 9:19 AMgin needs to be mixed with something to soften it
gin needs no companion
GIN wants to go to action, maybe it needs to take a different approach
gin needs to be shaken every day for about a month, then occasionally for another month
gin needs to be aimed at getting the lint quickly...???
=)
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Re: Needs, Wants, Desires
Wed, January 11, 2006 - 9:02 PMScorpio needs intense closeness and emotional intimacy, and becomes fiercely
attached to loved ones.
Scorpio needs an outlet for your powerful emotions more than any other sign.
Scorpio needs mystery, magic, money and fun
Scorpio Needs New Friends
Scorpio needs to learn to let go.
